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Blog 106 - Inner Ramblings
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Blog 106 - Inner Ramblings
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February 2026
Blog 106 - Inner Ramblings
There’s a special kind of quiet that only exists in a sleeping theme park at 3 a.m. It’s not just silence; it’s a thick, velvet blanket of soundlessness, broken only by the distant hum of a coolant unit or the groan of a steel support beam contracting in the cool night air. The iconic, cheerful music is dead. The shrieks of delight from the roller coasters are a memory. The place is a stage set, waiting for its actors to return at dawn.
And in that eerie, beautiful emptiness, my own personal blockbuster is always showing.
As you no-doubt already know, I’m a Night Security Officer, I’m a professional observer of the mundane: a misplaced wallet, a suspicious bag, a fence-jumper with a sense of adventure (and poor timing). On the night patrol, walking the shadow-draped paths between “Cloud Cuckoo Land” and “Haunted Hollow,” my job description shifts. I become a cartographer of my own imagination, a tour guide for the fictional souls living in my head.
It started subtly. Years ago, while working on my first novel, I’d be strolling past the frozen, cotton-candy-coloured facades of the kiddie rides and suddenly think, “What if the princess in this castle wasn’t waiting for a prince, but plotting a revolution?” The ideas were idle, like plot bunnies hopping across my mind. But then they got bolder. My characters began to… converse with me.
“No, no, don’t have her trip on the stairs in Chapter 12,” I’d mutter, shining my flashlight into the dark maw of a defunct funhouse mirror. “It’s cliché. She’s smarter than that. Let her use the stairs to her advantage.” I once spent a full ten minutes arguing with a stubborn elf about whether he’d actually carry a silver knife or a sword during a hike through a forest (he insisted on the sword; I lost).
The theme park, after hours, is the ultimate muse. The haunted house isn’t just a building; it’s the perfect gothic mansion for my Victorian-era ghost story, its creaks and rattles providing an authentic soundtrack. The carousel, with its horses frozen mid-gallop, becomes a time-loop mystery—why are they stuck? Who cursed them? Does it really matter if the empty food court, littered with the ghostly aromas of popcorn and fries, is weirdly similar to where my dystopian rebels met to plan their escape from a hoard of screaming banshees (Not at all similar to the crowds visiting the theme park during the day).
My patrol route becomes a narrative grid. I’ll stare into the reflective, black glass of a shop window and see not my own tired face, but my protagonist’s moment of realization. The park’s physical layout—the dead ends, the steep hills, the hidden maintenance tunnels—solves plot problems I’ve been stuck on for weeks. “Of course she’d escape that way! There’s a service road behind ‘Pirate’s Cove!’”
It’s a visceral, layered experience. One part of my brain is checking locks and noting the activity of a squirrel dismantling a trash can to retrieve a half-eaten corndog. The other, much louder part, is weaving that squirrel into a fable about a family of starving sewer-dwelling mutants. My world isn’t replaced; it’s superimposed. The real and the imagined exist in a delightful, dizzying juxtaposition, like a double exposure on an old photograph.
Which brings me to my recent, late-night worry, whispered to the silent, watching face of a fiberglass dragon: Is it just me? Am I just… weird?
I’d ask my friends, but our conversations usually go: “How was your night?” “Oh, you know. Saved the princess, negotiated with a dragon, thwarted a bank heist in the log flume queue. Standard.” They smile and nod, that gentle, concerned smile you give someone who has perhaps had one too many night shifts or is seriously bad at sarcasm.
But then, I started reading. I started listening.
I learned that Neil Gaiman famously finds story ideas in the cracks of the pavement and hears characters whisper to him on the London Underground. J.K. Rowling conceived Harry Potter on a delayed train whilst looking at the other passengers. Stephen King famously says his job is to “report the news” from his own interior world. They don’t just think about characters; they listen to them.
I’m not talking about hearing literal voices (though with the park’s acoustics, a distant foghorn from the “pirate ship” can sound suspiciously like a spectral warning). I’m talking about a form of deep empathy, a constant creative hum. It’s the writer’s curse and our greatest gift: our brains are permanently set to “What if?” Our lived reality is merely the raw material for a thousand inner realities. The world is a prompt.
So, no. I don't think I'm weird. I like to think of myself as a professional daydreamer with a flashlight and a set of keys.
My nightly patrols through the slumbering Theme Park whilst listening to an inner monologue are not a sign of a fractured mind. They are my incubator, my think-tank, my silent, sparkling collaborator. The empty pathways give my stories room to breathe. The dark rides provide perfect, atmospheric backdrops. The stillness lets the internal noise—the dialogue, the schemes, the heartbreaks of my characters—be heard loud and clear.
When I finish my rounds and hand in my report, I’m not just logging “All secure.” I’m also logging a chapter’s worth of dialogue, a solved mystery, or a new, shimmering idea born from a shadow cast by the “Gloomy Wood.”
So, the next time you see me pausing oddly by a darkly lit mascot costume, don’t assume I've stopped for a rest or seen something odd. I might just be getting some invaluable character feedback from a six-foot-tall, Styrofoam bear.
My world is never empty. And honestly? I wouldn’t have it any other way. Now, if you’ll excuse me, the newly appointed mayor of a run-down coastal town in Marauder's Bay (who, I’ve decided, looks exactly like the park’s “Pirate Captain”) has just confided in me about a smuggling ring operating out of the popcorn kiosk. Once again, Duty calls.
Blog 106 - Inner Ramblings

